We get it. You’ve just moved to a branch where all the leaves are within arms reach, and suddenly your motivation to ever move again is gone. Or you’ve just made a blanket burrito in your bed, with you as the tasty filling, and suddenly your urge to ever get up is gone. But why stop there? What about slowly moving the branch and the sloth to your bed and your blanket burrito! Now you both have blankets, beds, branches, and as a plus, lots of leafy snacks to munch, because you’re definitely never ever ever moving again.

7 squishy inches of slow, steady and single! All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only!